Excuse me, may I be Frank?

This blog is probably going to rock your face off for a good solid week. Then I will get tired of it and find something better to do, like read recipes for biscuits and gravy or learn new porn sites. Also, it seems it's been more than a week now (two to be exact) so I established an e-mail address for feedback. If you want to give me ideas (and by ideas I mean approval and declarations of jealousy) or that recipe for biscuits and gravy, please do so at excusememayibefrank@yahoo.com.

Yes, the clowns are somewhat creepy but come on, you’re not fucking six. And when was the last time you read about a clown ass raping and killing someone in a dark alley? There are cooler things to be afraid of.

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Excuse me, may I be Frank?

Confession 6: I am annoyed by people who say they are terrified of clowns.