November 2008
7 posts
“I am ashamed at your naked face. I must cover it with my jacket… You are...”
– Michael Scott, The Office.
“If you have to ask how much it costs, you probably can’t afford it.”
– J.P. Morgan
RE: Carrots.
Ranch on your black pants… I swear it’s not semen.
Carrots.
Plain… They blow.
Painted with Ranch dressing… OMFG.
Predictive text woes.
Once, my husband texted me and asked me where I was. Using predictive text, I replied: “Coming good.” Now, of course I make the occasional mistake but today might top them all. Please see the following text convo between me and Mr. ExcusememayIbefrank this morning:
Him: Have a good day sugar tits.
Me: I don’t even want to go to work. I just want to stay home and play with my...
I don't understand:
Mail-in rebates. Hey thanks for the discount but why don’t you just give it to me now while I’m here instead of paying someone $5.37 an hour to open my envelope in two weeks and process it? I would almost rather pay $50 more than purchase a stamp, fill out the necessary paperwork, mail the rebate, follow-up with it a week after the date I was promised to have received my rebate check...